Dear Tabby is written by Tabs the Cat, frequently regarded as “the world’s very first plus-size kitty supermodel.” Perustettu vuoden 2012 puolivälissä, se on nopeasti päättynyt yleisimmin syndikoidut kissan suositukset, jotka on ymmärretty tuoreesta, kissan näkökulmasta elämäntavoista, muoti ja tyyli ongelmia, jotka vaikuttavat kissoihin ja ihmisiin.
The naked truth
DEAR TABBY: HALP! My roommate Harold has a huge issue with clothes — well, collars, specifically.
See, he just won’t wear them.
MAINOS
Ever considering that I very first moved into my assistant’s house, Harold, who’s a year older than I am, has walked around the home using absolutely nothing in any way — no collar — like, “Hello! I’m naked! phone call me Harold!”
I can’t reject that it bothers me a little, since in my litter, when we were kittens, we always used our collars, even if we were just lounging around. That’s just the method I was raised.
I try to ignore it — the nudity. I mean, Harold is a great sufficient cat, however I don’t understand — it still makes me feel uncomfortable.
MAINOS
Kissat ja meikkipaita?
42 dollaria
Osta nyt
And lately, it’s even gotten worse. Harold’s taken to sunning himself on the kitchen area counters as well as the windowsills for all the community cats to see.
Tabby, there are kitties as well as kids in our neighborhood! must I state something to Harold? Or do you believe I’m overreacting?
— Annoyed in Anchorage
Formal collar attire
DEAR ANNOYED: Some cats are just a lot more comfortable in the nude, as well as what you see as poor decorum might be completely acceptable habits in some feline circles.
Way I see it, as long as Harold isn’t hurting anyone, I believe you have to look the other way.
Problems with punctuality
DEAR TABBY: I’ve been seeing a massage therapist — my assistant’s husband, Tommy — going on about four years. Pidän hänestä. I must state that ideal off the bat. Tommy has great fingers, as well as he’s truly assisted alleviate my chronic neck, back as well as tail tension.
Problem is, over the past few months or so, Tommy has been progressively tardy, too. He’s late to nearly all of his appointments.
I comprehend emergencies. Sure, things come up, however not every day. It’s disrespectful.
Last time I meowed, as well as ask Tommy why he was late. He just yawned. He straight-up yawned.
What do I do, Tabby? Do I requirement to discover a new massage therapist?
— Tense in Tuscaloosa
Relaxing, post-massage
DEAR TENSE: I’m with you. If your massage therapist is showing up late often, it is disrespectful. tell this Tommy exactly how his being late to your visits interferes with your hectic schedule.
Maybe there’s a great explanation. maybe he’s overbooking himself, or not getting sufficient sleep, or his fingers have been sore. Whatever the case, he owes you an explantation.
It takes guts to be assertive in circumstances like these. Suuri onnea. Ole vahva.
Two cats, two ceremonies, one day
DEAR TABBY: assumption what!? My sibling as well as I will be graduating from two different kitty modeling institution programs on the exact same day!
Unfortunately, our institutions are across town from each other, so our shared pet assistants as well as household members won’t be able to go to both ceremonies at the exact same time.
What must we do?
— Puzzled in Pittsburgh
The Blue Steel, or Kitty Modeling 101
DEAR PUZZLED: First, congratulations to you as well as your sibling for pursuing higher education!
Here’s what you can do: your felines as well as buddies can split their duties. get everybody together, as well as have each of them flip a coin to choose which ceremony to attend. Afterward, invite everybody to a huge celebration in honor of your shared accomplishments.
Cat counts her blessings
DEAR TABBY: I’m neither as well skinny nor husky. I never get hurtful comments about my whiskers or tail. My pet assistants feed me great deals of gravy, shower me with cuddles, as well as play with me every single day. I’ve had no issues throughout the years with feline household members, neighbors or co-workers. My roommates are all thoughtful, considerate as well as loving. even my assistant’s in-laws — self-proclaimed “dog people” — like me to death.
So tell me, Tabby, have you ever got a letter from a visitor like this?
— Fortunate in Fairfield
A happy moment with my assistant
DEAR FORTUNATE: No. Not in recent memory. as well as that’s most likely since a lot of cats regard Dear Tabby as a location to bare their burdens, as well as not a location to share their blessings, as you have done today.
Thank you for reminding us all to count our blessings, as well as be thankful of what we have.
Kuka on välilehti kissa? Noin viisi vuotta sitten Olen ystävällinen, kirpputon tabby kissan huono tilanne matoista. I might see he’d fAllen vaikeina aikoina, mutta hänen syvällinen ymmärrys korkean muodin sekä tavaratalon kosmetiikka johti minua uskomaan, että hän oli paljon enemmän kuin tyydyttää silmää. Päädyimme nopeita ystäviä, samoin kuin nyt hän on todella johtajani (ja menestyvä kitty malli).
MAINOS
Ystävälliset yhteisön muutoksenhaku riippuvuudet,
Välilehdet sekä Karen
P.S. Toivon, että otit nautin tämän viikonlopun erässä sunnuntaisin välilehtien kanssa. Jos haluat nähdä, mitä muuta arvostetut Kitty Supermodel-välilehdet Kilpailu on ollut niin paljon kuin vuosien varrella, tarkastaa sunnuntaisin välilehdellä, arkistot: Anastasiasta Zoya.
